slightly left of center

Title: Love at Five, Epilogue
Rating: R for language and violence
Characters/Pairings: None
Summary: By sheer luck, Sherlock and John stumble over one of Moriarty's schemes. In order to unravel the madman's plans Lestrade all but orders them to go undercover. Unfortunately, for the consulting detective and his blogger, the ruse takes place in a speed dating event. This might not be one of Lestrade's best ideas, but Donovan hadn't laughed so hard in years.
Disclaimer: Seriously, does anyone NOT know Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?
Notes: Gen, but can be read with slash goggles. Also posted on AO3

( Contacts in Appropriate Places )

Title: Love at Five, Part One
Rating: R for language and violence
Characters/Pairings: None
Summary: By sheer luck, Sherlock and John stumble over one of Moriarty's schemes. In order to unravel the madman's plans Lestrade all but orders them to go undercover. Unfortunately, for the consulting detective and his blogger, the ruse takes place in a speed dating event. This might not be one of Lestrade's best ideas, but Donovan hadn't laughed so hard in years.
Disclaimer: Seriously, does anyone NOT know Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?
Notes: Gen, but can be read with slash goggles. Also posted on AO3

( Contacts in Appropriate Places )

Title: An Afternoon Drive Down Lambeth, Epilogue
Rating: R for language and violence
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes(BBC)
Summary: John bit back a laugh at his friend’s Olivier-worthy antics. The morning was chilly but also sunny enough that he was about to leave the flat himself, as the day was open and John had nothing on schedule. Then, remembering the refrigerator bereft of food, John decided to go shopping first. The next day, John would blame that single act for the ensuing mayhem. That and an old acquaintance named James Bond.
Disclaimer: Seriously, does anyone NOT know Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?
Notes: Gen, but can be read with slash goggles. Also posted on AO3

( Epilogue )

Title: An Afternoon Drive Down Lambeth, Part I
Rating: R for language and violence
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes(BBC)
Summary: John bit back a laugh at his friend’s Olivier-worthy antics. The morning was chilly but also sunny enough that he was about to leave the flat himself, as the day was open and John had nothing on schedule. Then, remembering the refrigerator bereft of food, John decided to go shopping first. The next day, John would blame that single act for the ensuing mayhem. That and an old acquaintance named James Bond.
Disclaimer: Seriously, does anyone NOT know Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?
Notes: Gen, but can be read with slash goggles. Also posted on AO3

( Part I )

Title: Jenga Style
Rating: R for language and violence
Characters/Pairings: none
Summary: Never ever piss off an ex-operative and a man with unlimited resources.
Disclaimer: The Machine has filed this under the fiction category.
Notes: For the summer gift exchange on pofinterest_fic, for whomii2. Prompt was "gen, Finch, Reese, Bear. Fluffy feel-good fic preferred but will take almost anything".
Word Count: 2772

( Maple syrup where?! )

Title: LARP-ing the Day Away
Rating: R for language and violence
Characters/Pairings: none
Summary: A day from Hell for a certain Number named Tony Keung.
Disclaimer: The Machine has filed this under the fiction category.

( Match Day )

Title: Why Movie Night Was a Bad, Bad Idea, Part II
Rating: R for language and violence
Characters/Pairings: Darcy/Steve
Warnings Completely based on the movies.
Summary: Steve finally met someone who didn't treat him like a science experiment gone right. In fact, Darcy turned out to be the brightest thing in a world where he no longer fit. So, when she suggested Movie Night as a way for him to get acclimated, Steve was all for it. Then Tony stepped in.
Disclaimer: So much fiction, Heimdall could see it!

( Part II )

Title: Pull
Rating: R for language and violence
Warnings: Banged out in the last forty minutes!
Summary: Stephen Holder finally made it. He was now officially a detective on Homicide, and he planned to wear his badge with pride. At least that was his plan until he stumbled over the detective he was supposed to replace.
Disclaimer: Jesus, I wish I could claim some hand in the television series.

( The Killing )

Title: Playlist
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: R for language
Characters/Pairings:None
Warnings Completely movie!verse
Summary: Darcy Lewis' life was pretty awesome. And would be even more awesome if that thieving bastard, Coulson, gave back her iPod.
Disclaimer: So much fiction, Heimdall could see it!

( Monkey's Paw )

I am reveling, and I mean reveling, in all the fanfiction over at AO3, especially ones related to Thor (2011) and The Avengers (2012).

If I were to make a list it would just keep on going like a bad dream so here are few that I seriously recommend:

kellifer_fic. Yep, our SPN kellifer_fic. As usual, her stories are hilarious.

scifigrl47 writes probably the funniest fanfiction regarding the Avengers. Yes, they might not exactly be completely canonical, but my God, I was laughing so hard I rolled out of bed. Also, now I want a Roomba. But I can't justify this to my hubby w/o him thinking I went loopy.

Gyzym is my favorite author because of the following two stories. The Only John Wayne Left This Town (the relationship b/w Darcy Lewis and Clint Barton) and my ultimate fave so far: We Were Emergencies (Hawkeye/Black Widow). I cannot recommend these two stories enough.

There are slash/het stories above, but somehow I don't think anyone in my f-list is a shrinking violet, and the stories are really, really damn good.